Thursday, June 23, 2011

Catch 22 Quote of the Day

"There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and should be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to  fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
'That's come catch, that Catch-22,' he observed. 
 'It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed."
-Joseph Heller Catch 22 

Aint that just the truth? Half of the things that we do, we must be crazy to do, however no one wants a crazy person doing the things that we have to be crazy to do in the first place. 
For example, do you want a crazy person teaching your children? But when I tell people that I am a high school teacher, I get the look. The look that says plainly, "you must be crazy." 


Musings of the day...

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Little Woman Part 2

SPOILER ALERT! If you have not read Little Woman and you don't want to know what happens then now would be a time to stop reading. You have been warned.

Jo and Laurie are close, have been close and so it seems to all, especially Laurie, that the two of them would get married. However, Jo does not feel that she can love him. It comes to a difference between the love of friends and the love of a partner in life. The two of them fought constantly, and they would not be a good pair. When I was younger and I read that Jo refuses Laurie's offer of marriage, I threw the book. Why in the world would she refuse a man who could offer everything? I have already admitted that I used to wish for my Laurie to come along. Along with that comes with the idea that the Laurie in the book is perfect. After Jo refuses Laurie, he meets up with Amy in Europe and she calls him lazy, and rude and generally tells him that he is a terrible person. I threw the book again. How dare she attack my Laurie?! Now as "a more mature reader" I can see why she said no, and why it was a good idea. I found myself getting a little frustrated because she kept calling him "my boy" and walking arm and arm with him. (something that was a much bigger deal then than now) I was also getting mad at him when she left to go to New York and he said "It won't do any good, Jo. I have my eye on you." I kept thinking, if you know that she doesn't want to marry you, why do you keep pursuing her? Here is why, you have to try, right? Without  trying, you never really know the answer and you don't get a really emotional marriage refusal. Poor Laurie.
Don't feel bad for him for too long though. Amy, self-assured, poised Amy will eventually call him out on all his faults and comfort him over it all later. Yes, less than a year after Laurie declares that Jo is the only woman for him, he asks Amy to "row the boat with him." (HA!) This is after she tells him that he has changed and that she "despises him." Frankly, as a younger reader I didn't really get why she did that. Now as an older reader, and as a high school teacher, I can see why she did this. It was something Laurie needed to hear. For a long time, he was seen as the perfect boy and was rather spoiled and thought very highly of himself. Then he receives two heavy blows. Number One was Jo's refusal of marriage, something he never thought would really happen. Number Two was Amy's attitude when he saw her in Europe. I think that he assumed Amy would be so happy to see him and fall madly in love with him. When she doesn't and instead calls out his faults, he is forced to rethink how he will go through life. In the end, Amy and Laurie return home from Europe, man and wife. Another happy ending.
Dear, sweet, patient, angelic Beth. It is hinted throughout the book that Beth will not make it to the end. And it is heartbreaking when she doesn't. I cry every single time. I like how Beth doesn't make any speeches, how it is just Jo in the room when she dies and she quietly slips away. It seems so much more tragic, and sad. How did Jo feel when she realized that Beth was gone? How terrible and hard it must be to watch someone you love slip away and know there is nothing you can do to stop it. The last line of the chapter where Beth dies ends with the thought "Beth is well at last." Tear. Actually, waterfall.
Throughout this book is the not-so-subtle Christian undertones. In the first chapter of the book, the girls are given guide books to guide them through life. They read their Bibles every morning. This family has its fair share of trials, poverty, human trials and the death of Beth but in the end, they all end happy as can be. Jo with her Professor in her school and two sons, Meg with John and her twins, Amy and Laurie with their little girl, Beth, while the original Beth is safe at home where she cannot be sick again. I remember in a literature class in college, (one of the many) where an author sometimes acts like a god to their characters. They decide who lives, who dies, who is bad, who is good etc. With some authors you can tell who they like the best depending on how they make it through the story. Our author loves everyone of the characters, even Beth. They all end happy because they live their lives based on goodness and taking care of others around them. 
Book one down. Coming next is one I have not read before, Catch 22 by Joseph Heller. From the virtuous to the ridiculous.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Little Woman Part 1

For my first selection on this reading list I chose Little Woman by Louisa May Alcott. Let me say that I have read this book before but it has been a long time since I have done so. When I was little I had an abridged version with illustrations that I read over and over and over again. I remember feeling so smart because the book was so big and I was smart enough to read it. When I was older and I got an unabridged copy I was surprised at how different it was. It was still the same story but my beloved illustrations were missing! The biggest difference was the writing and it took me a bit before I got used to that. Now at a ripe old age, I decided that this book would be the best to start my list because it is one that i love and one that I have not read in a while.
 
This book is a feel good book, there are many trails and heartbreaking moments, but if you want a book that in the end will make you feel pretty happy, this is it. It begins in Massachusetts during the Civil War. As a reader, you are introduced to the March family, Marmee or Mother, Meg the oldest, Jo the tomboy and writer, Beth the sweet, even-tempered and shy daughter and last, Amy the artist. You hear of their father only to learn that even though he is an older man, he has volunteered to serve as a chaplain in the Union Army. This family is remarkably close. They tell each other everything and lean on each other for support. The family used  to be rich but the kind father lent money to a friend to help with a business deal that went sour so the family lost their money.
There must always be a young man, his name is Theodore Lawrence, or Laurie. Oh how I used to wish for my Laurie to come along! He is smart, sweet, funny, rich and generally a great guy! You (or at least I) can't help having heart flutterings when he and Jo run around and share jokes and play jokes on the family. He is the March's neighbor and it takes Jo's blunt and matter-of-fact "charms" to get him out of the house and into the story. Who will he marry? (you know it has to be one of the March sisters but with so many to choose from, you never know!) 
Part One serves as an extended introduction. The reader gets to know each and every sister and the world around them. Since the sisters are so different, the reader has a good chance of identifying with at least one. Jo is my favorite. She is a blunt tomboy who loves to read and write and will never be a "proper young lady." She is usually outside running around (something a young lady just should not do) or reading. I think that I identify with her since I usually say the wrong thing  and I prefer to be outdoors and reading! I love her friendship with Laurie and how she tries to be the proper lady Meg wants her to be but never really does. Instead she becomes a woman in her own way, which I think is just as charming. 
Part One also lays the groundwork for what happens in the rest of the novel. While caring for a poor family, Beth gets sick with Scarlett Fever. She is very sick and while the mother is called away to care for her sick husband in Washington, Beth gets sicker and sicker. The doctors fear that she will die and the sisters and Laurie send a telegram to their mother. Beth eventually does get better, but doesn't seem to be quite the same. John Brooke is introduced as Laurie's tutor, and of course he falls in love with Meg. She is still young but he confesses his undying love for her and tells her that he will work for her hand. It all seems romantic but I didn't like the way John did it. He still treated her like a child while asking her to be his partner. It really bugged me. I was actually hoping that Meg would shut the door in his face, like Jo would have, and told him to come back when he can speak to her like an equal. But no dice, she swoons and tells him that she will wait. Another thing that bothers me about that whole situation is that it takes Aunt March telling Meg that she can't marry him to actually make her accept him. Isn't that a good reason to marry? You told me not to so I am going to, take that you crotchety old woman! 
The perfect paring for this book is a cup of tea and a hammock or couch, preferably outside but inside works as long as the curtains are open to let in the light. Quite relaxing. 
Part Two begins now!

Thursday, June 9, 2011

My Own Challenge

So my father has a blog, many of my friends have blogs that I enjoy reading. They always seem to have something interesting to say where I am not sure I do, if I am honest. Yet here I am with my very own spot on the interwebs.

I started my first year of teaching this past August and now that it is summer, I find myself with noting to do for the first time since I was about 14. I am working on my master's degree in Adaptive Special Education but us only 7:45-12:45 Mondays-Thursdays. My husband works everyday until 5 and most of my other friends are valued members of society so they work (darn them). This leaves me with a fair amount of free time on my hands. I do not do well with free time. Oh sure, for the first week or so it is great, I clean, I sleep and I watch some TV that I have missed, but then, I get board. So in order to entertain myself (and to keep me from biting off my husbands head every time he speaks to me) I am going to challenge myself to something.
And the few of you that are reading my blog, get a glimpse into the mind of this blogger. Poor, poor, readers.

About a month ago, I was challenged to see how many of the books on the BBC Top 100 Reading List I had read. I did pretty well, I had read about 51 of the novels on that list. A friend of mine called me a nerd, correction, a well-read nerd. So now I am going to become an extremely well-read nerd. This summer, I am going to read the BBC Top 100 Reading List. Any of the books I have already read I am going to read again because I can.Hopefully, I am going to make it the whole way. I will say right here and right now, I am not, I repeat NOT, going to read Moby Dick again. I hate that book and since it is my summer, I am not going to spend it reading that... Sorry to any who are offended by my dislike of Moby Dick. Ugh... Moby Dick....

So here is the list!
1. The Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien
2. Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
3. His Dark Materials, Philip Pullman
4. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
5. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, JK Rowling
6. To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee
7. Winnie the Pooh, AA Milne
8. Nineteen Eighty-Four, George Orwell
9. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, CS Lewis
10. Jane Eyre, Charlotte Brontë
11. Catch-22, Joseph Heller
12. Wuthering Heights, Emily Brontë
13. Birdsong, Sebastian Faulks
14. Rebecca, Daphne du Maurier
15. The Catcher in the Rye, JD Salinger
16. The Wind in the Willows, Kenneth Grahame
17. Great Expectations, Charles Dickens
18. Little Women, Louisa May Alcott
19. Captain Corelli's Mandolin, Louis de Bernieres
20. War and Peace, Leo Tolstoy
21. Gone with the Wind, Margaret Mitchell
22. Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone, JK Rowling
23. Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets, JK Rowling
24. Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, JK Rowling
25. The Hobbit, JRR Tolkien
26. Tess Of The D'Urbervilles, Thomas Hardy
27. Middlemarch, George Eliot
28. A Prayer For Owen Meany, John Irving
29. The Grapes Of Wrath, John Steinbeck
30. Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll
31. The Story Of Tracy Beaker, Jacqueline Wilson
32. One Hundred Years Of Solitude, Gabriel García Márquez
33. The Pillars Of The Earth, Ken Follett
34. David Copperfield, Charles Dickens
35. Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl
36. Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson
37. A Town Like Alice, Nevil Shute
38. Persuasion, Jane Austen
39. Dune, Frank Herbert
40. Emma, Jane Austen
41. Anne Of Green Gables, LM Montgomery
42. Watership Down, Richard Adams
43. The Great Gatsby, F Scott Fitzgerald
44. The Count Of Monte Cristo, Alexandre Dumas
45. Brideshead Revisited, Evelyn Waugh
46. Animal Farm, George Orwell
47. A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens
48. Far From The Madding Crowd, Thomas Hardy
49. Goodnight Mister Tom, Michelle Magorian
50. The Shell Seekers, Rosamunde Pilcher
51. The Secret Garden, Frances Hodgson Burnett
52. Of Mice And Men, John Steinbeck
53. The Stand, Stephen King
54. Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy
55. A Suitable Boy, Vikram Seth
56. The BFG, Roald Dahl
57. Swallows And Amazons, Arthur Ransome
58. Black Beauty, Anna Sewell
59. Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer
60. Crime And Punishment, Fyodor Dostoyevsky
61. Noughts And Crosses, Malorie Blackman
62. Memoirs Of A Geisha, Arthur Golden
63. A Tale Of Two Cities, Charles Dickens
64. The Thorn Birds, Colleen McCollough
65. Mort, Terry Pratchett
66. The Magic Faraway Tree, Enid Blyton
67. The Magus, John Fowles
68. Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
69. Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett
70. Lord Of The Flies, William Golding
71. Perfume, Patrick Süskind
72. The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists, Robert Tressell
73. Night Watch, Terry Pratchett
74. Matilda, Roald Dahl
75. Bridget Jones's Diary, Helen Fielding
76. The Secret History, Donna Tartt
77. The Woman In White, Wilkie Collins
78. Ulysses, James Joyce
79. Bleak House, Charles Dickens
80. Double Act, Jacqueline Wilson
81. The Twits, Roald Dahl
82. I Capture The Castle, Dodie Smith
83. Holes, Louis Sachar
84. Gormenghast, Mervyn Peake
85. The God Of Small Things, Arundhati Roy
86. Vicky Angel, Jacqueline Wilson
87. Brave New World, Aldous Huxley
88. Cold Comfort Farm, Stella Gibbons
89. Magician, Raymond E Feist
90. On The Road, Jack Kerouac
91. The Godfather, Mario Puzo
92. The Clan Of The Cave Bear, Jean M Auel
93. The Colour Of Magic, Terry Pratchett
94. The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho
95. Katherine, Anya Seton
96. Kane And Abel, Jeffrey Archer
97. Love In The Time Of Cholera, Gabriel García Márquez
98. Girls In Love, Jacqueline Wilson
99. The Princess Diaries, Meg Cabot
100. Midnight's Children, Salman Rushdie

Whew, that be a long list! I may need more than one summer, but hey, I need to start sometime!

So here I go on a long, crazy, time-consuming challenge. All to keep me from going crazy. Enjoy!